I’m Blind, Deaf and Dumb
My Twitter account was suspended for some reason. I turned to waste three minutes of time and found that I was cut off. This is a bit of a shock.
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The Battle Against Lawless Database Design continues. And thus were the Berserkers born. Or, for the more film-oriented, Skynet becomes self-aware.  Hold the Line. It's been one of those days. A bit of humor and a nice dose of SF are good for the soul.
Re-evaluating Execution Plans (again)
I keep thinking I've got a handle on the way execution plans are dealt with in SQL Server. I had a pretty simplistic view of things, there's the estimated plan which comes out of the optimizer and there's the actual plan which comes out of the data engine. The one shows the best guess for what will happen based on the query and the underlying statistics. The other shows what actually happened based on the query and the real data, load on the server, available memory, you get the idea. This model is easy to explain and understand. Too bad it's not quite the way things work. If you query the dynamic management function sys.dm_exec_query_plan, you can see a query plan. Once you drill down on the XML, or browse…
Visual Studio Team System Article
I wrote up an article on how we're configuring & deploying databases to disparate systems using a combination of database projects, server projects and compound projects in conjunction with configurations that has been published over at SQL Server Central. Please click over & read it.
Learning Spatial Data in SQL Server 2008
PASS just published a new Top 10 list of mine over at the their web site. This one is the Top 10 Articles on the web if you're trying to learn about spatial data. I'm not trying to say that I know what I'm doing with spatial data. I'm still feeling my way forward. These articles have proved to be the most useful in the learning I've done so far. I wanted to publish a little more information than we put into our Top 10 lists over at PASS. Having the list is good, but I thought it needed a bit of commentary to be complete. All these articles are good and all the web sites hosting the articles have good stuff on them. A few of the web sites stand out. Paul Randal's…
Object Database Editorial
I never used to read editorials. Not in emails, magazines, newspapers, whatever. Now, I make it a point of always reading them. You can learn as much from an editorial as you can from the technical articles within, sometimes more. Tony Davis has just posted a guest-editorial over at SQL Server Central. Tony is normally the editor at Simple-Talk, where he also writes interesting editorials. This one is not to be missed. It makes a very clear, and concise case for why object databases have a fundamental flaw for most business needs (not all, not always, but a pretty hefty majority). It's worth a read.
The Best Thing I learned at PASS
And if you think keeping this below 250 words was easy... You try it. I've received a lot from the PASS conference. I've attended technical sessions that blew my socks off and made me twitch in my seat, fighting the urge to start writing TSQL code, immediately. I don't think any of that is the best thing I learned at PASS. No, the best thing I learned at PASS is summed up in a single phrase, You Can. My first summit, I ventured out of the hotel room and met people volunteering with PASS. They were having fun. I asked if I could join in. You Can, just volunteer. I volunteered and began to meet people online. The next summit, I met more people, names, people I had learned from. I asked them, can I hang…
Powershell White Paper
Allen White, who introduced me to the wonders of PowerShell at last year's PASS Summit, has published a white paper on using PowerShell within SQL Server 2008 with Microsoft. This is great news. If you're, as Brent Ozar so nicely put it, a noob like me in working with Powershell, this is going to be a great resource. Congratulations Allen, and thanks.
More Spatial Headaches
I keep thinking I've got a handle on spatial data and I keep finding out I'm wrong. I rewrote the cursor that my co-worker used into a query that joined the list of test criteria onto our list of locations. I used an OUTER APPLY to more or less run a check for each of the test criteria since, except for the proximity to the locations, there's no actual relationship between the test criteria and the location data for me to join on. The query looked something like this: SELECT a .CriteriaDesc ,a.CriteriaLoc ,l.[Location].Lat AS LocationLatitude ,l.[Location].Long AS LocationLongitude ,l.LocationDesc FROM dbo.Alert AS a OUTER APPLY (SELECT x.[Location] FROM dbo.MyLocs x WHERE x.OrgID = 42 AND x.[Location].STDistance(a.AlertLocation) < 50000) AS l The cursor was taking almost a full minute to…
PASS Summit Session Preview
The Pre/Post Conference Sessions and the Spotlight Sessions for the PASS Summit 2009 have been announced. Go check it out. This is going to be a fantastic conference this year based on the topics and the people presenting (and I'm still humbled to be included with that group). I wasn't aware that they had shifted the structure of the conference so that it takes place from Tuesday-Thursday instead of Wednesday-Friday. I'm not sure I like that. I'm not sure I dislike that. In addition to the Pre/Post conferences, a special new session, and program, has been put together by Andy Warren on networking. Since networking is one of the very best reasons to attend the PASS Summit (although pure geek joy can be had in the sessions), this should be very…