You know those guys that work the door at clubs, seperating the wheat from the chaff, culling the herd, Choosing the Slain, sifting the gold from the dross, telling the difference between the sheep and the goats, winnowing out the weak, tipping the scales of justice… you know, the guys taking tickets. Well, this year, I get to do that job at the SQL Server Central party at the PASS Summit.
That’s right, I’ve been given absolute power, the keys to the kingdom, control of the list… you get the point. And best of all, while I was offered money, fame, power & women, I bargained for more and I got it. I’ll be wearing one of those nifty Hawaiian shirts (Friday shirts) we always see Steve & Andy sporting. HA! And my wife won’t let me negotiate with used car salesmen. Now I’ll finally get some respect.
Anyway, see you at the SQL Server Central party, opening night at the PASS Summit, right after the official Welcome shindig.
Remember, registration code SSC2010 or $30 at the door.
So what you’re really saying is that they almost let you in the party? 😉
Well, if you need to take a negative view of it, yeah.
LOL, thanks for the help and we’ll make sure you’re suitably attired.
Great, they hired the ScaryDBA to be the bounce. Now I won’t be able to sneak in like I did last year!